The Camera Goes Dark on Chickenville

“Any more photos and we’ll stop laying eggs.”

“Our fame fatigues us,” they squawked on New Year’s Eve.

“No more cameras.”

The girls are fed up with the paparazzi. They want warm sunny days and copious bugs to catch. No more iPhones and Cannons invading their coop and weak promises of leftover oatmeal if only they’d stick a claw in the snow. In the meantime, you may catch them moonlighting on Instagram and a few shorts on Vine, but the Daily Chicken is done.

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